MoRon TNR Ride 6-13-06

Let me see if I can remember the 12 people who were on the ride:

Pete, Mo, Ron, Karen, Jackie, Dr. Mike, Jon, Alan, E#1, Craig, Russel, and Noah. Phew! I did it. Thing is, this is e-mail so you don't know how long it took me to get from the first name to the last. Coulda been 13 hours of pure research for all you know. So, the late fee thing is working--for the most part. I think Karen is rich cause she just don't care. Ron (aka, "Bruno-the-enforcer") says were gonna take everyone's credit card numbers and just start scanning at 6:31. Oh, don't you laugh, he'll do it. Near as I can tell, everyone is paid up at this point. A pizza party or dinner on you late fuckers is coming soon.

We jettisoned the Inverness idea cause it looked crappy out there and did Northside instead. Up, up, uppity up. The weather kept improving and it was just lovely. up up up. Damn that's a climb. Got to Inspiration Point and got inspired by yummy snacks and libations of many assorted flavors and sizes. Best was watching the evolution of Alan. Much like a monkey's face as it must have looked lo those many thousands of years ago when it first learned to use a stick as a tool to ferret out yummy bugs and maggots from a tree or a spongy dead thing, he held aloft One Red Vine, and with glowing pride, hurridly bit either end off and plunged it into the candy juice shot cup, applied the other end to his waiting, trembling lips--would it work? Could it work? Where would this ONE... GIANT LEAP lead? Houston, we have suction. Other monkeys tried it too. It was dumb. Sorry Alan.

N-Side was a hoot, E#1 was ruling the trail. Of course, I guess the rest of you must have been as well seeing as how we never saw you. We blew out on fire road cause we were worried about dinner. Went to Iron Springs and ate the food and drank of the beer. I'd like to acknowledge two special guests that were in attendance last night--Noah and Jackie. Nice to have you! Don't be stranger(s)!  

Monkey man says he wants to lead an East Bay Tues Night Ride one of these days. We'll see how that "evolves"......

 


Mike learns quick!


Noah keeps himself and the ladies busy via cell.



Inspiration Point


Gotta fuel up for the decent.


Crack heads.


Craigs attempt at intimidation.